emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via kurtrachelandagayhighfive)

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

(Source: wantstobelieve, via another-mewling-quim)

The Sherlock Fandom isn’t gonna kill Yahoo

thecaseoftheabsentwriter:

We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-angels)

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

mishasminions:

“TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY”

WOW, I REALLY NEED TO SUMMON A DEMON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY.

WELL WHAT IF YOU NEEDED TO FIND A SPECIFIC DEMON WHO MAKES CROSSROAD DEALS CAUSE YOUR MORON OF AN UNCLE AND YOUR EQUALLY IDIOTIC BROTHER LOST THEIR LEGS AND AGE TO ONE BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER AT POKER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN DEMON WOULD YOU BE AS SARCASTIC IF THAT HAPPENED HUH? WOULD YA?

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via emowithaspork)

Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto IV | “You’re my buddy!”

(Source: lesliecrusher, via emowithaspork)

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

(via thedoctorpottergames)

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

(via thedoctorpottergames)

I think I’m dying of fever, if I do it was a honour blogging with you all!

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

(via lightfulwater)

thekoolkatz:

m-ichael:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBED ME

(via kneeling-superwholock-whore)